Monday, February 7, 2011
Crime → Post mortem
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|Do you have shit for brains?|
|If you read this comment you certainly do qualify for having shit for brains. Perhaps it is best that you stop reading this comment because reading would only make you feel silly.|
...You are still reading, most likely because you have turd in your skull. You could try to prove otherwise by ignoring the rest of this comment.
...But you can't just ignore it...You keep reading, not so much out of curiousity but purely because you have poop between your ears. Now is a good time to skip the rest of this so you can stop making a fool of yourself.
...You are still reading...Your brain is a lump of shit and your breath is a fart. Do yourself a favour and just say 'fuck it, I'm not going to finish reading this'.
...You are quite the slow learner...because you have shit for brains!
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|Fred Gilmore and Bo Bendtsen and many |
other identities I have been using to
insult and make disparaging
comments.This is because of my
psychiatric issues.I suffer from
micropenis and finger-in-the-asshole
syndrome.I have a very small dik and I
bend over to sniff it then I put my
middle finger in my asshole and sniff
its like being high on glue.Someone
should punish me by shoving an icepick
up my ass.
|Wrath of the Ancient|
|The individuals Fred Gilmore and Bo Bendtsen are staring at my nakedness.|
As an 'FBI' agent it is my duty to play with semen.
Guess what...I will spread my legs wide so you can all stare at my vagina...That's what!
|I also like Bo Bendtsen|
|My dick is in his ass right now.|
|I like Bo Bendtsen. I enjoy taking his prick up my ass!|
|Bardo Bohi, CharonBoat.com Coordinator|
*post a comment*
You must post a comment, you have no choice. I'm talking to you-DIRECTLY to YOU! Yes it means you-the one reading this.
You must post a comment or face the consequences. If you refuse to post a comment your ass will be mine!
First I will stretch your anus open with my fingers. You will scream in pain as your poophole is stretched wide open.
Then I will put my hand in your rectum and pull out a turd - I will laugh at you while I shove my fistfull of turd down your throat!
Then I will slide my cock up your mangled ass - the residue of blood and shit will be a nice lubricant so I can move my dick in and out, in and out - faster and faster!
Then I wilk shove my shit-covered dick right down your mouth and cum in your esophagus!
Conclusion: So if you think you can read this article without posting a comment - think again!
Post a comment motherfucker!!!
|bardo bohi, Bo Bendtsen's Bitch|
|I am the only one here dumb enough to use my real name.|
@ Bo Bendtsen
Put your massive prick up my ass-all the way up my rectum-then all the way up my intestine.
Make sure I shit blood all over the floor!
|Bo Bendtsen, CharonBoat.com Administrator|
Our site can extract information from your computer. We have the ability to find where you live.
The person who is reading this-especially potential hackers-might as well bend over so I can fuck you up the ass!
I'm talking to you fuckface! Yes that means you-the one reading this.
~do not try to hack our site~
YOU! I'm gonna put my prick up your ass.
First: I will penetrate your tight shithole. You will beg me to be gentle but your anus will rupture and bleed.
Then: I will shove my huge cock ALL THE WAY up your rectum and trust me you're gonna bleed-blood will spill down your leg!
Finally: The best part is when I cum inside you. When I pull my penis out you will bleed rectally and blood will be spilling out of your ass.
Your ass is gonna BLEED!
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